Kvetches, Rants and Mixed Nuts

It should be noted that the vast majority of people are courteous and business-like in their dealings with us. This page is dedicated to that very small minority of individuals who cannot seem to help themselves.


Gee, it looks like we "were told". This is a repeat backscatter listing. Presumably, this idiot should devote this energy into getting his friend to fix his broken server:

From: mrgadget@mrgadget.com
Subject: [Remove] 216.168.37.80
Reply-To: mrgadget@mrgadget.com
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:41:42 -0500

Steve Kruschen wrote:Your system BLOWS! I work directly with Kotchen group, so bouncing my email is both an insult and a business impediment. What is wrong with you people?? You were told to NOT bounce email from me, no matter where it may come from.

This guy's time would be better spent getting his provider to do something about the mis-configured server. What I would really like to know is; If his provider is so virtuous, then why aren't they contacting us?

From: chartman@greencheesemedia.com
Subject: [Remove] 166.102.165.170
Date: Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:02:39 -0500

Carl Hartman wrote:Listed yet again! This abusive reporting of my ISP on a black list is being reported to
just about every Federal and State agency we can find. I checked with the Windstream webmaster, and he
explained how the BLs have been attempting to extort donations from them or be placed on a BL. The
explaination you reported to me earlier is bogus. Windstream is not having issues with SPAMers in Russia
using some kind of holes in their mail servers. I have a good friend that is a retired executive at
Windstream that verified for me that many of the large ISPs are being placed on BLs because they refuse to
pay extortion money to the BLs. Since we do publicity work for people in elected federal offices, we have
a good, direct connection to having our voice heard on this matter. It is not a threat, we are actively going after this flawed system with a vengence.

There must be a worldwide shortage of Prozac or something. Our profound apologies for suggesting this IP address is residential/dynamic:

Results for 81.0.127.202
Host=b202.dummy.pool.eol.hu.

From: locika1@freemail.hu
Subject: [Ticket #EFP-29531-643]: [Remove] 81.0.127.202
Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:47:57 -0500

I've read the FAQ. My PC. is not infected. I'm using my own mailsrever because i don't trust to my ISP provider. I hate you people blacklisting my IP. I wish you a fucking bad Christmas and a fucking bad new year!

Fuck You again!

You are the biggest "Black assholes"!

I am trying to figure our why this nitwit feels that we are responsible for his problems and not his ISP (Adelphia). We have referred hundreds of customers back to Adelphia. So far, not a peep out of them. I am sure that SORBS.net has handled quite a few as well.

From: lee@willcoxwebs.com
Subject: [tqmcube.com contact] why select me?
Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 13:38:19 -0500 (EST)

Somebody claiming to be lee willcox wrote:

I am not a spammer you dumb ass jerk!
68.168.78.211
You are a lot more trouble than you are worth.
Curse on you, die die die!

I haven't a clue what this guy wants nor to whom he will "report" us. Perhaps, if he would read the FAQ he would know that we do not list email addresses. Perhaps some civility would yield a better response than a link to this page.

From: ljensen@scholastic.com
Reply-To: ljensen@scholastic.com
Subject: [tqmcube.com contact] DELETE ME stupid fucks!!!
Date: Fri, 8 Dec 2006 13:40:03 -0500 (EST)

Your stupid site wont let me remove my email address.

IF YOU DONT DELETE ME IMMEDIATELY, I'LL REPORT YOU.

YES, I WILL.

ljensen@scholastic.com

This guy was listed for recent backscatter. After an expedited removal, we received:

From: pmajon@colbertpkg.com
Subject: [Ticket #FIY-93295-645]: [Remove] 207.145.24.10
Reply-To: pmajon@colbertpkg.com
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:03:41 -0500

Client IP: 24.15.56.56

Thanks for the help.

I still hate you and fart in your general direction. But thanks for the help none the less.

This nitwit had two threads going; One in contact with me (David Hart) and another in the removal help desk. What makes this more amusing is that the ISP contacted us and the IP was removed two hours prior to the "stupid stupid stupid" missive. This individual seems to have an identity problem as well. Margaret or Adam?

Even more amusing is the fact that, on this individual's website is the following notice:

My bluehurricane.com email has become overrun with spam, so I've given up on it. Click the link below to email me at my secret new address. You will be asked to enter a code to prove that you are a real live human and not an evil spambot.”

From: arcady@sg1archive.com
Reply-To: arcady@sg1archive.com
Subject: [tqmcube.com contact] stupid stupid stupid
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2006 14:58:15 -0500 (EST)
X-Remote-Addr: 70.234.251.67

Somebody claiming to be Adam McGaughey wrote:

Your blacklist has made it impossible to contact a company that I have paid for services. Because they are using your stupid service, they are going to lose money. They'll find out when PayPal sends them a notice, I guess (if you haven't blocked PayPal from sending mail too.)

Blacklists are just fucking stupid. You people need to think before you block the only SMTP server that millions of customers can use.

From: Arcady <arcady@sg1archive.com>
Subject: Re: [tqmcube.com contact] stupid stupid stupid
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2006 15:04:03 -0600
X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.752.2)
Received: from adsl-70-234-251-67.dsl.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net 70.234.251.67

Oh, and we did submit a request. It was promptly closed and ignored.

So go fuck yourself.

On Nov 5, 2006, at 2:38 PM, David Cary Hart wrote:

> Kindly submit a removal request. Just lose the pejoratives. Our
> volunteers are unpaid, under-appreciated and under stress.

From: Margaret Balfour <mb@bluehurricane.com>
Subject: [Ticket #HIV-25686-952]: [Remove] 207.115.20.70
Reply-To: mb@bluehurricane.com
Date: Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:04:13 -0500

Client IP: 70.234.251.67

You want me to tell my ISP that they need to please some punks running a blackhole site?

Yeah right.

English seems widely understood in Moldov:

From: aleksandr@eurofasad.md
Subject: [Remove] 217.26.151.74
To: removals
Reply-To: aleksandr@eurofasad.md
Date: Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:00:20 -0500

Somebody claiming to be Aleksandr wrote:

Why the fuck we were added in the first place?

I don't understand this rant which is factually incorrect. I actually sent a polite reply. OK, my reply was a tad sarcastic. On June 6, I suggested that he call RoadRunner for a non-standard pointer. I can only assume that was too difficult. For that matter, anodynetherapy.com doesn't seem to use the resource in question.

From: eric0524@yahoo.com
   Actually Eric Scott: escott@anodynetherapy.com
To: davidhart@tqmcube.com
Reply-To: eric0524@yahoo.com
Subject: [tqmcube.com DNSBL-Remove] 24.24.24.24
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:30:54 -0400 (EDT)
X-Mailer: SCForm v1.2.3

Somebody claiming to be Eric Scott wrote:

You are about a dumb ass! Why don't you just block AOL, yahoo, msn and a few others too. You have blocked all legit business's and residents on the entire road runner cable modem system. We are not going to pay to move our DNS and I am not going to request you remove us again, since you called me a spammer last time I sent you an email. I run a medical device companys website and you my friend are hindering hundreds of thousands of users of our medical device from getting there email which contain FDA/Medicare updates on there medical device which we do not even sell online and no it is not a penis extender like your black list. Our company lawyer has already found that you are in NY and is preparing to deal with you however it may take some time as this will be a class action lawsuit which will also involve the local and federal government since you are voluntarily disrupting business online which is a federal offence. This is actually an FYI for you. And yes that is my actual email address for now.

What makes this one particularly amusing is that the sender is responding to our acknowledgement that the IP address was removed.

From: david@hostbasket.com
To: davidhart@tqmcube.com
Subject: tqmcube.com DNSBL-Remove 195.130.154.123
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:01:48 -0400 (EDT)
X-Mailer: SCForm v1.2.3

Somebody claiming to be David De Vos wrote:

Just fuckin remove it, these ip's don't even send mails, unless undeliverables!

This page would not be complete without a rant on his website by spammer Richard Morton Scoville. I have no idea what this drivel means without a kook-to-english translation.

"David Cary Hart" Commercial Usenet Spammer, Dishonest RBL Blacklist Criminal, & NYC Business Failure Claims He Is "Kook-Watch" (dicksmother@yahoo.com), Not Gary Lee Burnore!
Author: RBL.WATCH
Abstract: This is one FILTHY Verizon poster and now he claims to be "Kook-Watch" aka (dicksmother@yahoo.com). He is typical of the "NANAE PUNKS" when it comes to...(you have to pay this nut $4 to read the rest) - date created 7/22/2006 3:57:26 PM - last revision 7/22/2006 3:57:26 PM

Another genius heard from.

From: Pat Gombos pat@pwny.com
To: David Cary Hart
Subject: RE: [tqmcube.com DNSBL-Remove] 66.227.111.98
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2006 17:45:26 -0400

Yes the machine had a virus and it is clean now.
Thanks for protecting the world. Asshole...


We hate to pick on the Peoples Republic of China. Indeed, many of those bullet-proof servers are probably operated by US citizens. However, spam has, apparently, become a major Chinese industry.

From: zxl8714@hotmail.com
To: DavidHart@TQMcube.com
Subject: about our mail issue ( from paulzhang@schenck-china.com)
Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:50:19 +0800

David: As I talked in my last mail, the IP address of 210.82.81.236/235/235 is used by our mail server. And I have closed the function of open-relay in our mail server. There is not only the software of Symantec Mail security 4.6 which was implemented in our mail server, but also the message gate of SurfControl RiskFilter. I think there is no spam from our mail system at all.

Our company is from Germany, and our CEO is from America. I don't care who you are, but I should warn you that your action has done harm to our business.

Please remove our IP address from your list right now.

Regards

Paul Zhang

IT Department Manager

WE MAKE PROCESS WORK


Some more red whine. The last paragraph reads like a fortune cookie — or is it an omelet recipe?

From: ken.zhang@dbtchina.com
To: davidhart@tqmcube.com
Reply-To: ken.zhang@dbtchina.com
Subject: [www.tqmcube.com DNSBL-Remove] 210.82.83.25
Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2006 21:13:34 -0400 (EDT)
X-Remote-Addr: 210.82.83.25

Somebody claiming to be Ken Zhang wrote:

I told you this IP is for my company's mail server; we have strong technique to filter spam mails.

You are so STUPID. Do you think you hiding yourself in eggs would protect you from any attack? You never ever become strong enough, even cannot become a chick.


And this vulgarian gets right to the point:

From: andre.morin@servicescomtech.com
To: davidhart@tqmcube.com
Reply-To: andre.morin@servicescomtech.com
Subject: [www.tqmcube.com DNSBL-Remove] 69.159.244.16
Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2006 16:24:15 -0400 (EDT)

Somebody claiming to be André Morin wrote:

This is a static IP provide by Sympatico (Canada). Please remove me from your fucking list...